Urgent Assistance Needed

[Conn Clark]

Here is a guy who responded to one of these scam artists and is
trying to see how long he can yank this guys chain. 

http://www.sickhumor.dk/Epost/Jose/

The Bullshit this guy shovels is funny as hell


        Conn

"MRS. M. SESE SEKO" wrote:
> 
> FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO
> 
> DEAR FRIEND,
> 
> I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
> SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
> OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
> THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
> CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
> 
> I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
> JAMES KONGOLO AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
> CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
> AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
> MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
> DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
> CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
> DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER
> FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW
> HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
> ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
> EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
> TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE
> MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
> STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
> LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
> TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
> CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
> FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
> IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND
> CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF EIHGTEEN
> MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A
> SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
> SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE
> CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR
> INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING
> THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO
> THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (KONGOLO ) WHO HAS
> THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I
> WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT
> I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT
> TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES
> AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE
> INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH
> LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY,WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS,
> AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE,
> WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN CONCLUSION,IF YOU WANT
> TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF
> THE BUSINESS,TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY
> BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES
> INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES.
> 
> FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
> INFORMATION, AND YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
> NUMBER FOR VALIDATION PROCESSES.
> 
> BEST REGARDS,
> 
> MRS M. SESE SEKO
> 
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